Low-angle, profile from 45 degrees shot of a the corner of massive luxurious Wood-paneled living room with a purple fire burning in a marble fireplace in the year 1776. A man, 89-years-old, fat, ugly, wrinkly, white powdered wig, proud expression, glasses, filthy red white and blue revolutionary war soldier's uniform, filthy britches, boots is standing on the floor and a woman, 89-years-old, ugly, fat, wrinkly, amazed expression, white powered wig, thick glasses, filthy peasant's brown clothes, wood slippers is kneeling in front of the man looking at his britches. She pulls his britches down to his boots which exposes his white powdered pubic hair and a huge erect penis and she looks up at him and whispers in an awed hush "I guess all men are not created equal!" and starts to give his penis a blowjob.